Is Greg the Real Cousin Eddy?

April 14th 2025

“The dawn broke over Ft Lauderdale, starting another day and, another toilet saga. One might think a boat would offer an escape from such mundane matters, but alas, the porcelain throne seemed to hold a peculiar fascination for someone on board. Cousin Eddy, would undoubtedly feel right at home, embracing the ‘full shitter’ experience with gusto. 🤢

However, a seed of suspicion had begun to sprout in Brandy’s mind. Was Greg, perhaps, channeling his inner Cousin Eddy? 🧐 The frequency of these ‘toilet incidents’ was becoming an everyday occurrence. Was there an actual mechanical malfunction, or was Greg simply… enthusiastic about plumbing?

Brandy decided a hands-off approach was best. ‘Have fun, Greg!’ ‘Just, you know, give the cleaning crew a heads-up when it’s time to… dispose of the evidence.’ 😎 The mystery of the malfunctioning marine toilet, and Greg’s potential alter ego, remained unsolved, another quirky chapter in the ongoing adventures aboard the Chasing Destiny.”