May the 4th be With You

May 4th 2025

“Happy… wait, is it Star Trek Day? Joking, Happy Star Wars Day! May the Force (and our rapidly dwindling patience) be with us as we stand vigil for the arrival of the sacred condo packages. Oh, the thrill! The suspense! It’s like a reality show, but instead of drama, it’s mostly just us staring intently at the front door, occasionally twitching with anticipation. Who are we kidding? Deep down, there’s a tiny spark of joy with each delivery notification ping. It’s like Christmas, but with more cleaning supplies.